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Wed, Nov. 28th, 2007, 01:19 pm
This is a customer announcement

I was treated to this excellent passenger announcement first-hand on the way home from a visit to Chester. This is as near to verbatim as I can remember it:

"I'd like to welcome new customers aboard the train. Also, I would like to reassure any customers who may have noticed the two-tone alarm a few minutes ago. This is the sound of the customer assistance alarm, activated by a button inside the customer toilets. The button is clearly labelled 'ALARM' in large, red letters. It does not operate the flush, or the door lock. I would like to advise customers to, in general, read the labels next to buttons before pressing them; not only on the train, but in your day-to-day lives as well. Otherwise, one day you may press the 'auto-destruct' button. Thank you."

Wed, Nov. 28th, 2007 01:34 pm (UTC)
origamitiger

Great!!!!
We had a tube driver telling us to stand clear of the doors and then saying thank you when he could close the doors.

Wed, Nov. 28th, 2007 01:56 pm (UTC)
tenminjoe

Well, if that's the best you can do, I totally win.

Wed, Nov. 28th, 2007 04:38 pm (UTC)
origamitiger

You do win.

Wed, Nov. 28th, 2007 03:09 pm (UTC)
weizenwind

Ha ha--awesome.

Fri, Nov. 30th, 2007 01:42 am (UTC)
0olong

That is fantastic.